Joined Up Talking Tea Towel

Wipe your dirty mits with pure lyrical genius

Presenting the Joined Up Talking Lyric Tea Towel — a perfectly absorbent shrine to all your favourite lines, titles, and themes from My Life Story’s gloriously twisted third album

It’s packed with unforgettable gems such as:

• “This town generates more heat than light.”
• “Rent boys on Game Boys.”
• “Traffic island, castaway.”
• “Throw ball bearings under the horses.”
• And of course, the immortal pairing: “Premenstrual and post-cocaine.”

Hang it proudly in the kitchen or wherever you like to keep your emotional baggage
Equal parts stylish, surreal, and slightly unhinged…
It’s the tea towel your crockery never knew it needed

Natural 1009% Cotton
Water based Ink
Approx Width 47cm X Height 68cm
Hanging loop included